Whoa! My Wednesday Wonder is here! And it's not even midnight yet! The project was to Create a self-portrait -- a drawing, clay model, or collage -- that illustrates what is unique about you. Well, learning to draw is one of my resolutions for 2003, so that was out. I had to make a clay model in Art for Teachers in college...people would flock to my work station and say: That is the saddest thing I've ever seen. My mother has kept it for years in the guestroom in her upstairs. It scared my niece so much that she had her folks put it in the closet: I think it STILL gave her bad dreams. So, anyway, here is the non-scary me.